Adventures BEGIN!

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What the fuck is this blog about?

I asked myself the same question when I decided to follow the carnival of people ahead of me who think that they have more important things to say than I do....alas many of them do.

My original intention was to keep everyone updated with the going ons of my life, considering I made the terrifying decision to pursue theater in one of the toughest cities in the world. After long consideration (5 minutes!!!) I realized that my blog would be just the fat elephant in the room that everyone wants to leave the party because he ate all the Doritos.

I myself hate it when people bitch...that is unless it's me bitching and I need it so GIVE ME THE ICE CREAM BACK!

...sorry. I decided a better idea than recounting my woes of pursuing the dream, (thank you Denzel Washington!) would be to recount random things I find either funny, horrifying, or just down right offensive. I will also provide plenty of internal monologue so don't fret.

Things to expect

-Blogging about ugly people

-Blogging about bad subway performers

-Blogging about that starbucks in Bryant Park that HAS to be a fire hazard

-Blogging about cougars (meee-ow!)

-Blogging about ugly babies.....really the biggest tragedy there is

-Blogging about gay things

-Blogging about things that are gay

-Blogging about people who are STRUGGLES!!!

-Blogging about my self being a struggle

-My opinions

-Bad grammar, ... , and ()

LOVE AND STRUGGS

B DANN